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Cheesy Perfume. No, seriously.
Monday, August 07, 2006

It seems that in an effort to let people "make a statement of individuality", perfume designers are coming out with trendy new fragrances. Cheesy concept? Well, I say that literally, because one of the newest fragrances on the block smells like....cheese. Now thats attractive.

I can see it now...Monday morning, Monica walks into the office and catches Bobs attention.

Bob - "Monica, you smell delicious! What kind of perfume are you wearing?"
Monica - "Velveeta No. 5!!"

This trend is getting pretty hot, because now celebrity types are releasing non-traditional scents. Rock group Kiss plans on releasing a fragrance that smells of sweat, skin and leather.

Monica- "It stinks in here, who didn't take a shower?"
Bob - "Oh sorry Monica, it's my new cologne , "Gene Simmons Armpits".

What a sad, sad world.

I think I'll stick to Coolwater.
posted by Ryan @ 7:24 PM  
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